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I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?

I sold my car on craigslist and buyer paid with money order. Buyer seemed like a good guy, but money order was rejected by my bank. Still trying to contact the buyer both to see if he can send new money order, or can give car back.

Is it illegal to eat poop in the usa?!?

specifically in alabama, thx!

Credit card in computer?

I wanted to see if my computer would read my credit card so i put it in the cd rom and it got stuck, how do i get it out?? I tryed toothpics but lost them in the process?? also the drive is making noises

I’ve been asked to write an application in my own handwriting….?

is there a computer programme that will do this for me?they also want original ideas. do you know any?

I have an assignment about computer.. What is unimportant details about computer?

I have ate two whole tangerines in about two hours what will happen to me?

Reply: Why would you think eating two tangerines would have side effects?
Maybe if you don’t usually eat much fruit (or vegetables, fiber, healthy stuff, etc.) you might feel a little bloated. That’s about it, unless you’re allergic to tangerines or something.

I thought cantelope was an animal!?

i always thought that a cantaloupe was that animal that has the horns and they live in Arizona and stuff, but i was shopping for groceries yesterday and i saw they had cantaloupe meat on sale. so i was like yeah sure i’ll try it, but what i saw, wasn’t a cantaloupe. it was some white and green fruit thing! whats up with this?
One reply: You are an idiot TROLL!!!!

Why are there school?

is a point to it?

Is it illegal to name a dog after a movie?

like could i name a white german shepherd bolt?(after the disney movie BOLT) i want to know before i do something stupid and stuff.
One reply said: nobody is gonna penalize you for naming youd dog bolt.

that’s a silly question, i don’t know if you’ve ever owned a dog before, but most people name their pets after movie dogs.

can’t blame you for wanting to take precautions though, these days everybody wants to sue everybody for everything.

Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?

Is it possible to feel like a sandwich?

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maybe its because i didn’t take my meds yet but i feel like a sandwich right now….

Replies: nah i just feel like a sandwich,
just sitting there glazing over the light.

*I would think so. Just the other day, I was feeling quite salad-like.

*YEAH.

In kindergarten someone called me a sandwich, and I was really offended and started crying.
-I would think so. Just the other day, I was feeling quite salad-like.
-Lmao. Sandwich.

*Let me see

Hmmn Nop i dont. Im not edible >.<
I feel like Unsugared cramberry juice.
xp
I guess i’m having a bad day.

* I really feel like a peanut butter jelly sandwich at the moment. All gooey, messy, sticky, but sweet.

I know where you’re coming from.

Yesterday I felt like chicken salad.

How do you ask a question on yahoo answers?

I need an answer to a question on something but I don’t know how to use yahoo answers can some one give me an answer??
Reply: wow however i will explain…you know well how you just asked a question here, do that only with a real question. thanx for the 2 points

I was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad, can i still drink orange juice?

I touch my players……..?

After the game is over, I take showers with rthe kids and touch them. Some kids complained to their parents. Now I am being threatened to get fired as coach. Help please?

Drinking too much man juice?

Hi i am a 14 year old boy and i masturbate about 5 times a day and produce and drink about 20 oz of my penis juice? is too much unhealthy?

How do I ask my cousin to have sex with me?

Hi,
I’ve been wanting to have sex with my cousin and I want to ask her, but I’m not sure if she feels the same way. I feel she does sometimes and then I feel it hard to ask her. How do I know she wants to? How do I ask her?
Thanks for any answer, I just cant get it off my head she so pretty.

Is the vagina or whatever girls pee out of in the same place as a boys penus?

Or is it in the back where a boys — is? I know this is an odd question but i have a valid reason to ask it.
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Thank You For The Good Answers To Most Of You, To that last person? I Was asking where it was in the girl, I was not stating it was in the back,

Reply: Although that gave me a good laugh, and to first poster, The anwer “State your valid reason” isn’t what im looking for And for personal reasons im sorry im not going to give that out.

I live in georgia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worried?

i heard on the news that russia has invaded but i dont see them no where whats going on

I made jesus shaped pancakes, but I burnt them, am I going to hell?

My jesus waffles turned out good though..

You’ve been touched by Imperfectionist
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No, I’m an Atheist, I have the pancake mix

Are my masturbation habits bad?

I have around 15-20 orgasms a day. Sometimes I reach into the 30′s. I do it a lot, but I really don’t know how to stop.

Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex?

I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I cant help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?

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